February 2012
24 posts
Making packing fun!
Dear Morrissey,
Thank you for making my below average day better.
Peej
Ordered contacts. I’m well excited to not wear glasses
Last night I had a dream that I got my entire face tattooed, I woke up in a cold sweat at 3am and had to check the mirror, ‘twas terrifying
Long distance blows, I don’t know what I would do if it wasn’t for facetime.
January 2012
30 posts
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Not being able to sleep cos a mega hot babe is coming to visit you for the weekend and arrives tomorrow
Bittersweet
Today I put my beloved Mini Cooper S up for sale :(
But I will be buying my first ever brand new car. VW for the win
So sick of living with fucking dirty free loading slobs. Need to get the fuck out of this house.
Downloading season 2 of the bad girls club… What has my life become?
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“now let’s talk about how many woman you’ve been with.”
“what, sexually?”
“no, break dance fighting”